SqueezeWorks™

"Introducing: SqueezeWorks™ - Because Two Shards Are Better Than One!"** Another great innovation from the Ficsit team. We are proud to announce that we’ve cracked the impossible—yes, you heard it right—we can now squeeze double the power shards out of every single slug! Don’t ask how, it’s a *top-secret proprietary process* (spoiler: it’s way weirder than you think). But the important part? You, dear pioneer, can reap the rewards of our breakthrough at the all-new **SqueezeWorks™ Factory**, where we literally squeeze every last drop of productivity out of anything we touch. \* SqueezeWorks™ is a **mandatory** facility. Failure to construct it on every planet within your jurisdiction may result in spontaneous blackouts and sudden loss of Ficsit sponsorship. \*\* Requires SommerloopTech™: Because advanced inefficiency is just the beginning.